14X – Caving in with Matt Price

Matt Price

Matt Price

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF 14X – Matt Price

14X as in XTC

00 – The door is open! Welcome welcome everyone! Says Dracula ricardo multabon. Eliot’s making weird voices. Eliot had coffee. Jimmy tries to explain how eliot is. He’s a bit hyped up today. Why coffee today? Eliot recalls Jimmy saying the Dead Eyes of Hochberg so he got some coffee. Jimmy says Coffee for tues, wednes, Friday, sat, sun, but not on Monday or Thursday.

Welcome to 14 X as in Xanadu! Eliot wins $10!

OCD. Two more letters left! Matt’s OCD won’t allow for 25 episodes.

05 – Jimmy and Matt talk letters and numbers. Z baby Z! Players Club gets 26 episodes. Earwolf gets 25.

The idea of smelling someone’s burps nauseates Jimmy as featured in Frontier Airlines commericals – http://www.flyfrontier.com/fun-stuff/commercials

The Pardo Bump! #2 on Tuesday and post NNF Episode #1 on iTunes!

When Jimmy mocks parodies or ventriloquists, or prop comics, he isn’t referring to the greats like Weird Al, Dunham, or Carrot Top. He’s talking about the hacks!

We will take 100% of the credit for Weird Al’s going to number 1.

10 – Jimmy was gonna call Rich for a Malaysian Airlines update only to discover another Malaysian Airliner went down today.

The guys discuss finding humor in the tragedies. Eliot makes a good point about the original missing airplane being mysterious so its easier to play with it comedically.

The guys talk Six Californias.

Six Californias: http://www.boston.com/news/nation/2014/07/15/plan-split-california-into-six-states-may-make-ballot/xEFMhxj4XXjW470DI6M7SN/story.html

15 – Zoe asks, if America was the first country to demand independence from Britain.

Matt’s dad finally sold Belknap Cave!

Oliver made a batman song parody to Blurred Liens,
20 – Guesstures! http://www.amazon.com/Parker-Brothers-4257-Guesstures/dp/B001RNAAIG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1405624278&sr=8-1&keywords=guesstures

Jimmy thinks the cards drop to fast.

Don’t break the ice! http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-4784-Dont-Break-the/dp/B00000IVZJ/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1405624364&sr=8-10&keywords=breaking+the+ice

Scooby version – http://www.amazon.com/Pressman-Toy-4227-04-Hold-Scooby-Doo/dp/B0038NX5RG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1405624396&sr=8-1&keywords=scooby+doo+dont+break+the+ice Continue reading

1424 – Cruising with “Weird Al” Yankovic


“Weird Al” Yankovic, who is actually not that weird at all, but really a nice guy with a good sense of humor, incredible musical talent, and a penchant for rhyme and meter that makes him uniquely qualified to assume his role in pop culture. And, ok, he’s a little weird I guess.

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NNF 1424 – Weird Al Yankovic
New Album – Mandatory Fun

00 – Hello indeed! Welcome in 1424! 14 Sutherland!

Get those finances in order! Get in on The Players Club!

Jimmy hasn’t been watching Kojak lately. Catching up on lots of stuff. He officially turns around on Nathan Lane.

Josh Brolin: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Brolin

Divorced from Diane Lane. His mother is Jane Cameron a wildlife activist.

05 – Weird Al is our guest!!

Sirius pricing; http://www.siriusxm.com/ourmostpopularpackages

10 – Jimmy is either white trash dad or the coolest dad. He took Oliver to see Kiss down in Irvine.

Jimmy is still having trouble sleeping. Danielle leaves for work at 8.

Podcast away!

Jimmy cleans it up for Al. He can get it out of his system.

Jimmy’s gonna wrap it up quickly.

Muted Tones might be a good song title for Al. Maybe a Moody Blues parody Matt suggests.

Jimmy off and back on board with a Moody Blues parody.

15 – Jimmy finishes his sleep issues story, which includes having to move a car seat (or a chair as Walter Koenig calls it) from his car.

Al’s new album Mandatory Fun is available now!

Weird Al Box Set: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Weird%20Al%20box%20set

20 – Nancy Kerrigan attack was January 1994. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Kerrigan

Gene Simmons Video: http://gunshyassassin.com/news/video-did-gene-simmons-piss-himself-during-live-show/

We’ll be right back!

Welcome back! 1424 14 Sutherland or 14 Kiefer. Jimmy decides to go Kiefer. His friends dad did the hair in The Lost Boys and Baywatch. Continue reading

14W – Voicing Over with Chris Fairbanks

Chris Fairbanks, ready to draw a caricature of you

Chris Fairbanks, ready to draw a caricature of you

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF Players Club 14W – Chris Fairbanks
FAIRBANKS! (The album)

14 W as in Washington

00 – Welcome in! The doors are open! Bonus episode available. Daddy was traveling, we’ll talk about it. Jimmy yells to compensate for lack of energy. Eliot opens the door and closes. Foley work!

14W as in Waterloo! 14 White Snake is what Jimmy thought about.

Waterloo – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Waterloo

Matt watched Girl Model and Mile Mile and a Half based on Paul Gilmartin’s recommendation. Lots of scenery. Jimmy says remember that Paul is going through something.

Jimmy’s lower left shoulder blade is a little tight. He might need to see a prostitute. Matt offers a karate chop, Jimmy says he’d rather use the prostitute.

The guys wonder about the price of prostitutes.

05 – Jimmy reads a letter from Jason Wilcox. It includes a gift certificate for Ebbots Field Flannels. http://www.ebbets.com/

Jimmy does a joke from his old act!

Jimmy talks about a guy who wanted to talk to Jimmy about how much he hated his show at Zanys. Via facebook, facebook message, and email!

This was the same show where Jimmy got a standing ovation (from 7 people)!

Jimmy is on a billboard with Jay Pharoah and one of his heroes Paul Reiser.

10 – This guy table also got on Jimmy’s nerves so he knows exactly who it was. Jimmy thinks they were enjoying themselves until he told them to shut up and that he hated them.

This guy was wrong and he spells his name wrong in an infuriating manner. Jimmy says not everyone likes everything but he hopes this guy doesn’t go to comedy shows or raise kids.

15 – Michael Landon is at all of Jimmy’s shows in spirit. He’s seen one episode of Little House about 6 times. The one where something goes down at the school house.

Blind character in Little House – http://littlehouse.wikia.com/wiki/Mary_Ingalls_Kendall

In fact, the episode she went blind is the one Jimmy saw!

20 – http://littlehouse.wikia.com/wiki/Adam_Kendall

Deep Dish is the tourist pizza.

Oliver had some Little Caesers and its now his favorite pizza. It’s the Poker pizza for Jimmy. Continue reading

1423 – Walking Down the Hill with Todd Levin


Todd Levin (bottom); Todd Levin's hat (top)

Todd Levin (bottom); Todd Levin’s hat (top)

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NNF 1423 – Todd Levin

00 – Hello! indeed! Jimmy gets a rare countdown from 4 from Eliot, silent countdown! Communication fellas!

Happy 4th of July! Matt does some JFK doing the Declaration of Independence.

Matt went to the Starlight Bowl in Burbank for the fireworks. They only feature cover bands apparently. It saves the city a lot of money. Jimmy enjoyed a Bon Jovi and Journey cover bands there.

Apparently, the lawn seats fill up but the seat seats do not because of the pricing.

Shark Attack story: http://www.ocregister.com/articles/shark-628113-robles-flores.html


05 – Mcdonald’s employee fight – http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/McDonalds-Employee-Violently-Beats-Mother-Threatens-Toddler-264701331.html

Jimmy went to see Queen with Adam Lambert. He went with Pat and Danielle. Jimmy calls it 10/10! Pat not as enthusiastic about it.

Jimmy loved it. He thought Adam was phenomenal.

Jimmy saw a couple of black ladies fighting on the corner. Jimmy jumped out of his car and stopped the fight! He tells the entire story.

10 – Is Jimmy a hero? Yes.

Matt went to see The Surfaris who opened for a beach boys cover band. The band introduced themselves as if they were the beach boys.

Surfin’ – https://www.gigsalad.com/surfinsafariband They say they arent a cover band.

15 – Jimmy goes through the beach boys greatest hits. Seems like he hates every second of it. Frankie Avalon got to enjoy Annette’s cans.

Matt gives Beach Boys credit for the surfer music but doesn’t think they need to be elevated to the levels of The Beatles.

20 – Jimmy hates the Beach Boys! Todd’s here!

Matt likes Kokomo as a Tom Cruise song. Continue reading

14V – Treating Yourself with Al Jackson

Al Jackson loves... what? What does he love? I must know!!!!!

Al Jackson loves… what? What does he love? I must know!!!!!

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NNF Players Club 14V – Al Jackson

Comedian answer for Jason Nash is Andy Dick.

V for Viceroy!

00 – Welcome to the show! V for Vendetta! No one picked it. You gotta go V for Vendetta.

Welcome! We appreciate you all for joining us for 14 Vendetta!

Jimmy thanks Rob Harrell for the book he gave to Oliver Monster on the Hill. Oliver LOVES it. http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Hill-Rob-Harrell/dp/1603090754/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1404413053&sr=8-1&keywords=monster+on+the+hill

We welcome all gifts, trinkets, baubles. A bauble is a small, showy trinket or decoration.

Mud Run talk.

Climbing up a flaming wall is not available to Matt outside of a mud run situation.

05 – Jewel based bobble heads – Bauble Heads.

Jimmy talks about the Paul Lynde Halloween special. Witchie Poo was played by Billy Hayes. Jimmy says that special is awful. Oliver laughs at it like its 1976.

Get your own copy! http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_4_11?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=paul%20lynde%20halloween%20special%20dvd&sprefix=Paul+lynde+%2Caps%2C215

Matt talks about watching Hee Haw because that was what was on TV.

One’s a pickin’ and one’s a grinnin’!

Tons of stars in this special apparently.

10 – Oliver laughs at the Paul Lynde Kids parody song like he knows who Alice Cooper or Alice Faye is. In fact he asked who they were at dinner a day or so later.

Alice Faye: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0269647/?ref_=nv_sr_1#actress

Jimmy goes to Eliot Central to demonstrate how he thinks Eliot should change his set up.

15 – The gang discuss Eliot rescuing a Facebook thread RE: Hobby Lobby on Matt’s page.

Eliot just made himself a partner in Matt’s Bauble Head business.

Jimmy reminds us one inch is have of his dick.

20 – Here comes The Cooler to save up the thread! Eliot’s Facebook posts: Well written and thought out, just too fucking long! – Jimmy (paraphrased).

Good job Eliot!

Jimmy calls it an out of character post for Matt! Continue reading

1422 – Rising High with Vance Gilbert


Vance Gilbert

Vance Gilbert

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF 1422 – Vance Gilbert
Buy his albums on Amazon

00 – Good morning! Sit down around the fireplace on this cold summer day. Enjoy your coffee, cocoa, or tea.

Jimmy’s never said good morning on this show. There are 57 channels and nothing on. Thanks boss.

1422! It’s official! Get your finances in order! It’s almost time to join or rejoin the Players Club! Plenty of back catalog available!

Matt clarifies; there are 25 regular episodes, 26 Players Club episodes! Dam if you do dam if you don’t – Jimmy’s latch hook pillow.

Dams are good for us. They hold back and corral water. Grand Dam Judy Dench.

05 – Jimmy and Matt talk traffic issues and concerns. Matt’s wife’s cousin apparently is friends with Joe from Blue’s Clues. Matt thinks he might make a good pardcastathon guest.

RIP Meshach Taylor. “Are you witches gonna take the blame for this?” – guy on facebook.

Jimmy does Drunk Mr. Channing, Carol Channing’s father. Matt thinks his name is Dick.

Jimmy guesses Charles until he realizes it’d be Charlie Channing. Chuck Channing is better though.

Matt mentions Eliot’s Claude Smith email.

Eliot sort of kind of owns it. Jimmy also says dude.

Carol Channing’s father’s actual name is George Channing.

10 – Eliot’s building still has a couple vacancies. Covered parking, units on the second and third floor.

Culver City area.

15 – Jimmy considered moving his mom to eliot’s place but not enough of a savings. If he moves her it’ll be into a condo. Except the prices jumped up like a $100,000 grand.

Eliot guesses Tom for Carol’s father.

Geroge Channing is gone guys. Jimmy retires him.

Mello Roos – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mello-Roos

The Act enabled “Community Facilities Districts” (CFDs) to be established by local government agencies as a means of obtaining community funding. Counties, cities, special districts, joint powers authority, and schools districts use these financing districts to pay for public works and some public services.[2]

No one knows what this means.

20 – Jimmy wants to know how much of Naked and Afraid is produced or not. Pat worked on it for a while. Jimmy watched a marathon of it. 21 days naked in the wilderness.

Vance Gilbert is here!

Jimmy saw him at McCabe’s last night.

The Trivago guy still creeps Jimmy out. He doesn’t get why a sexy guy is selling him a hotel.

Matt asks about the Bacon bowl commercial. Jimmy can’t get through that ad. He also can’t get through any deadliest catch commercials that show a pile of fish.

Watch Naked and Afraid. Continue reading

14U – Feeling Alright with Jason Nash

Jason Nash wrote the book on marriage. Or the movie.

Jason Nash wrote the book on marriage. Or the movie.

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NNF Players Club 14U – Jason Nash



14 UFO??

00 – hello! Welcome to the club! The door is opened and closed courtesy of Eliot. The door is closed, the club is open. We can talk about whatever we want now. Blacks, gays, neighbors, whatever.

Jimmy saw two old assholes in the back of a town car with big cigars. Daddy Warbucks types. Jimmy felt bad for the driver. “Cigars!” Jimmy quotes a movie no one able to guess, Young Franenstein. Gene Hackman’s a winner!

Jimmy thinks no one is gonna guess his letter.

My first is UFO ($5). My second is ($20) ubiquitous.

Jimmy’s Chicago accent is creeping in today.

Jimmy still debating his HS reunion. Same night as Podfest and the mud run. If he goes, he is not going to the football game. He doesn’t get the prereunion reunion.

05 – He’s 60% disappointed he can’t make it. 9/27 is the reunion. Podfest weekend.

Jimmy goes through famous alumni.


The guys chat World Cup!

10 – We go through Notable Alumni. Jimmy says Ken Wahl and Bill Leff should be on there. They aren’t.

15 – Jimmy doesn’t think they’d let him throughout the ball at the game. Seems everyone might prefer reunions that have more classes than just his. Like 80 – 86.

Jimmy talks about his 20 year reunion and slipping into the front row of the picture and hearing people talk about him like they cant believe he was there and someone wondering why that matters.

Our guest is here with his mom! Jason Nash! His movie is #43 on iTunes!

20 – Jason’s mom is filming on the iPad. Jason compares Jimmy to Carson and calls Jimmy’s stomach a jungle.

Jason wanted Jimmy in his movie but couldn’t get ahold of him. Jason does a great Sklar bros. impression. He calls them gushy jews. He then goes on about the cameras. Jimmy says, we’ve been doing this for eight years maybe that’s been done before.

Jason is on a strict nut berry fruit gluten free pasta diet. Continue reading