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Dan Cronin

In-Studio Show Notes by Garon Cockrell

For Never Not Funny 1221, Jimmy Pardo welcomes Dan Cronin

@croninwhocares

http://www.dancronin.com

00 – We’re recording! Hello everyone! Jimmy starts with a bad jimmy dore impression. Jimmy thought the Wings album At The Speed of Sound was a live album recorded at a venue he’d never heard of. Matt confused by no “hello indeed.” I won a screenplay contest! Motor City Nightmares Film Festival. Jimmy guessed Michigan was the 24th state in the union CLOSE! 26th. Eliot is looking for a garage sale to jump on.

05 – Eliot will stick around your garage sale. Jimmy prefers the drop off. Our guest is here and already ticking jimmy off. Jimmy in a great mood! Welcome everybody to 1221! Palindrome! Our last Palindrome (or Eliot’s). Dan not in a hard shoe! I, in hollywood, beat all the factory workers in Michigan.

10 – In A Crooked Little House is the name of my script. Sorry michigan people that I beat! Michigan sports chat! Sad sad state. Jimmy is having a tough time on his Fantasy Baseball teams. Wishes Clif Floyd would give better advice. Jimmy not a fan of head to head in fantasy. Dan chimes in that he won both his leagues. Eliot manages a building called The Michigan, saddest apartment complex in town. 200 listeners have tried to friend eliot on FB.

15 – Matt enjoyed Epic but was a little scary for Zoe. Nebraska horror fest! Jimmy did the Electric Run 5k came in under 20 minutes. Danielle walked the course as she wasn’t feeling well. Pardcastathon coming up day after thanksgiving! Get those calendars marked! GoDaddy: NNF295! More

Joel Stein – From the pages of Time and Rolling Stone (and Entertainment Weekly, but don’t mention that to Jimmy!)

In-Studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF 1220 – Joel Stein

@thejoelstein

http://www.thejoelstein.com

00 – We’re here! Hello! Jimmy needs a hat for Oliver not his 17 yo love child in Nebraska with his trailer trash waitress mother. Matt does The Long Con to serve Jimmy papers. CAN’T BE PROVEN! Is Montell busy dying? Harsh Humor! Montel “Let’s Fuck Midgets” Williams? Jimmy’s phone is blowing up today. Jimmy still on season one of The Wire. Jimmy apologies for overreacting to his text.

05 – Jimmy has another overreaction story but cannot remember it. Jimmy describes my mornings of prancing around through rainbows and feathers. Matt questions weather Eliot’s fridge has a microwave instead of a freezer, because who puts a microwave on top of a fridge? (I do). Jimmy prefers then not prefers freezer on the bottom. Side by side stinks – too narrow. Jimmy wants french doors with standard fridge. Green Beans and chops on the right side. OneKolor.com K with a K. Jimmy’s got a shirt guy! Might be a future advertiser?

10 – Jimmy hates the clock on the mic arm. Prefers it in its standard location. Jimmy would love to do twice a week for more money! He has “more time that is not there” The new Black Sabbath album 13 releases on June 11. Jimmy gets his The Who paper from the “One Spot” according to Matt (target.) He calls them worthless though. Photo looks awful as a background on phones. Guest running a little behind. We officially waiting for the guest for the contest!

15 – Dumb fucks post your guesses under the guest photos! Photograph is the best Def Lepard song. Matt says Pour Some Sugar is #2. Jimmy is horrified and asks if Matt is a stripper. Jimmy seems to not be a fan of Mutt Lange. RIP Gibson theater. Jimmy saw Chicago there in 86. RIP Dick Trickle. More

The Great Fred Stoller

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For Never Not Funny 1219 Jimmy Pardo welcomes Fred Stoller

@Fred_Stoller

http://www.fredstoller.net

00 – Welcome in! Jimmy sings but no idea what he is singing – it is indeed a survivor song. Fred Stoller is joining us! We’re on episode 12Hardcastle – 19. Jimmy used Pure Imagination for his mother son dance at his wedding. You and Me Against The World by Paul Williams would have been perfect but one line makes it about a couple. Also Try To Remember from The Fantastiks – the jerry orbach version. Stuttering Songs a good topic for Rock Solid.

05 – Jimmy didnt get any autographs from The Who, calls it a mistake. He waited with Pat but didn’t get any signatures. Jimmy mentions his van halen post where DJs always play I’ll Wait. on van Halen: Nobody cares. Thanks for the memories! Matt had a heart-shaped pizza for mother’s day. “PGP – Pretty Good Pizza.” Matt describes how food works to make a masterpiece in your mouth.

10 – Lead singer from Yaz – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alison_Moyet. Try the heart pizza on a special occassion. Jimmy was on the Bobbie Dooley podcast – he loved it. Phil’s (Hendrie) a genius. Jimmy and Danielle had tears in their eyes at some points. Jimmy did a show in Paris, TX – it was the best show he’s had.

15 – Go Daddy heat addressed. “It’s Business!” NNF295 btw! take advantage of it or don’t. Just don’t piss in Jimmy’s ear about it. Listener voice makes an appearance! Jimmy on board with new Fitz and the tantrums album after 2 listens. Fitz and the Tantrums do not appear to have a connection to Emerson. Fred Stoller is here! Jimmy has ad entist appointment at 2:30.

We’ll be back with Fred Stoller!! More

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For Never Not Funny 1218 Jimmy Pardo welcomes Howard Kremer

@howardkremer

http://www.haveasummah.com

Howard Kremer has a tee shirt for you

00 – Inndeeeed! Welcome to 1-2-1-8. Rainy day in Georgia! Chicago spring like day. Great weather for a run this morning. Jimmy won his gortex, not unlike the gorton fisherman. He wore a rain bonnet. Jimmy recounts a blind date with someone who responds Thank You to everything. Jimmy and Danielle’s 15 year anniversary (married 9) on May 11! Jimmy’s run went from gloom to sun to gloom and as he got to his house the downpour started. Down Boys is Warrant. Jimmy riding the high symbol! Jimmy doesn’t listen to the show. He doesn’t care for…3/4ths of it.

Play against Jimmy on You Don’t Know Jack! IOS and Android. YDKJ.COM

05 – Jimmy back on a Phil Hendrie kick. Subscribed to his podcast. 80 a year (breaks down to the number of the beast a month). Jimmy wrote down YDNJ for No. You can also go to http://youdontknowjack.com/. Jimmy has a T-Shirt from You Don’t Know Jack T-shirt that he’ll give away. Contest coming up!

10 – Matt suggests practice round before playign Jimmy. Jimmy kaboshes and says to do it cold turkey like he did. Jimmy asking if Eliot is on meds as he seems overly happy. Eliot finished his documentary related to the occupy movement. A ten minute mini-doc. Jimmy stung by a bee for the first time in his life on Saturday.

15 – Jimmy’s top (six) Dave Matthews songs: Crash Into Me, #41, So Much To Say, Too Much, Satellite, You & Me.

Jimmy lists off his top Neil Young songs…I missed most of them! Too fast! Godfather of grunge? More

Jesse Thorn – Would you buy a European sports car from this man?

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For Never Not Funny 1217 Jimmy Pardo welcomes Jesse Thorn

@JesseThorn

http://www.maximumfun.org/

00 – Helloo! Jimmy is mesmerized by the clock. New procedure first 15 clean the rest explicit! Jimmy talking traffic – 405 a parking lot. Traffic started in the 20s or 60s. Gapers block – rubbernecking. Jimmy already broke his new clean 15 rule. Gawkers block is another version of gapers block “alternative term” meaning not as popular as Jimmy’s. Jimmy wishes he and Matt were friends when they were single. Jimmy hates the term chub. Galkers block?

05 – Pop Culture Beast chat! NNF/PCB Merger?? (My podcast is Pop Culture Beast Presents Show) Jimmy serandes us with the Empire Carpet jingle. Jason Collins gay NBA player: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/news/20130429/jason-collins-gay-nba-player/#all

10 – Jimmy on gay: Live your life put your chaps on dance around! Giving away Fraggle Rock DVD. Jimmy say’s too young for Oliver, who watches Mad Men. Win a Fraggle Rock SIGNED by Oliver. SPECIAL GUEST TIME!

15 – The winner of the Pardcastathon in studio guest auction! Military man with a buffed shoe! Andrew Volker is here! He spent a little over $1500 to win! Jimmy does homoerotic humor. Fraggle flies! Andrew is from Illinois. 2 hours south of chicago 20 minutes north of champagne. guitar city chat! Andrew on dreaming to play with Bob Seger: Don’t We All? Andrew’s dad used to be fire chief of Gibson City, now runs an irish pub pizzaria. Directions to the restaraunt. Get off on Paxton. I’m a pizza chaser, that’s what I do. Pizza Tour planning, Pat Francis needs to be involved. Just got back from Kuwait. More

Matt Walsh, famous faux-Italian bicyclist

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For NeverNotFunny 1216 Jimmy Pardo welcomes (and sings with) Matt Walsh

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@mrmattwalsh

00 – Indeed welcome! Jimmys been the host since day one! talk of replacements…done with that bit. Are there two cameras on Eliot?? NO! jimmy calls eliots scrim/shroud an art project. New mics! Contest giveaway soon. Jimmy addresses last weeks episode and us learning about the Boston Bombings. We learned the bomber likes boating.

05 – Jimmy bought a mower! A hand push mower. He also got a new gardner – Brett Gardner. Living Colour singer is Corey Glover, guitarist is Vernon Reid. Mayor of Newark is Cory Booker. Jimmy got his mower for $80 on Woot. Matt’s gardner is Walter White. Jimmy says to watch Southland! Calls it possibly the top drama! (Not on netflix)

10 – Jimmy recently appeared on conan! AST Funpack giveaway coming up! Chris Farley is probably thin enough to roll over in his grave.

15 – Jason, my buddy buzzed my hair. Also the bills. Eliot asks if it was the buffalo bills to a silent room. Jimmy calls Rick Astly and Matt brothers. Jimmy talks about his references on his conan appearance.

We’ll be back with Matt Walsh!! More

Keith Stubbs poses with his teeth

In-Studio notes by Garon Cockrell

For Never Not Funny 1215 Jimmy Pardo welcomes Keith Stubbs

@thekeithstubbs

http://www.keithstubbs.com

00 – Hello and welcome! Jimmy is in a black sabbath t-shirt in honor of the new album releasing tomorrow. Jimmy starting headphones free! Also no clock! What’s happening! Matt not on board with giving away the old clock yet. Chat about the smith-sonian family. Seth and Sandra are the kids. Harry and Donna are the parents. Syril is the dog.

Black Sabbath 4 tracklist: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sabbath_4

Black Sabbath discography:

Black Sabbath (1970)
Paranoid (1970)
Master of Reality (1971)
Black Sabbath Vol. 4 (1972)
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath (1973)
Sabotage (1975)
Technical Ecstasy (1976)
Never Say Die! (1978)
Heaven and Hell (1980)
Mob Rules (1981)
Born Again (1983)
Seventh Star (1986)
The Eternal Idol (1987)
Headless Cross (1989)
TYR (1990)
Dehumanizer (1992)
Cross Purposes (1994)
Forbidden (1995)
13 (2013)

05 – Matt “Superdaved” Jimmy. Check out the first episode of Norm MacDonald’s new show with Super Dave. “So funny!” – Jimmy. Soccer chat (Jimmy calls it football). Sports chat (I’m out.) More