1404 – Playing the Back Nine with Craig Bierko

Jimmy Pardo caddies for Craig Bierko on the back nine

Jimmy Pardo caddies for Craig Bierko on the back nine

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NNF 1404 – Craig Bierko

@MrCraigBierko

00 – Hello! 4th episode of the 14th season! Hello earwolf friends! The world’s talking about us. We’re doing a great job since April 2006. 4/4/06 to be exact. north movie star south dicey.

NNF Wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Not_Funny

Mike Pardo says hello world!

05 – Jimmy sings some Aaron Neville for us. Everybody plays the fool!

If you beat the NNF team in the PAID version of Regan Burns Oscar Contest you can win a 6 Month Players Club membership! http://reganburns.com/academy13.html

If you’re a member already you get bumped up! If you are a VIP Member you can win a big prize pack with DVDs and $50 cash! You have to beat all of us. The top NNF winner wins.

Enter HERE http://reganburns.com/academy13.html

Join the VIP Players Club.

10 – Ginger from Gilligan’s Island was a junkie on the recent episode of Kojak that Jimmy watched. It was a weird dark episode.

Friends of the show Graham Elwood and Chris Mancini are making a documentary about podcasting called Earbuds. Check it out at kickstarter and ComedyFilmNerds.com.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/comedyfilmnerds/ear-buds-the-podcasting-documentary

Jimmy hates that hipster bullshit.

15 – Jimmy got sucked into a Facebook thread war about Ellen Page coming out. He didn’t participate but was caught up in reading it.

Jimmy makes some great comments on celebrity coming out and how it might lead to a bully changing their attitudes.

Jimmy quotes Less Than Zero. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093407/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 James Spader played Rip. Continue reading

14C – Burying the Lede with Mike Schmidt

Dimpled and ready for action - Mike Schmidt!

Dimpled and ready for action – Mike Schmidt!

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NNF 14 C – Mike Schmidt

@the40yoboy

00 – Players Club!  Head on down to Charlie 27!  Hola!  14 c as in charlie, or as Jimmy hates Chucklebutt,  Jimmy thinks Matt will end up calling Charlie Chucklebutt.

Jimmy and Danielle call oliver Goose.  Jimmy apparently didnt have a nickname as a kid.   Jimmy broke his dad’s heart the day he said he didnt want to kiss him goodbye anymore.   14C we’re there we’re queer lets get used to that.  Jimmy’s friend did not make it on the last train to clarksville.

05 – Stairs and Silence was a great song by Simon and Garfunkel.  One of the only times Jimmys got chills at a concert.  Another was Heart doing Alone, which has never been as good at that.

Jimmy’s on @Midnight this week!  Thursday night!

Jimmy’s admitting to being wrong about twitter as he is enjoying it.  Twitter nerds!   Jimmy’s looking forward to doing the show.  War Pigs is being used in a commercial for 300 and Gears of War 3

10 – Matt brought in a record and a comic book set for Kojak.  Jimmy’s chicago accent is getting worse.  Crocker looks like Dave Anthony .

Matt got it at a vintage store.  They were closed so he had to go back for it and HOPE they still had it.

The former third baseman is here!!

We’re gambling!!

We’ll be back.

Welcome back to the players club!  Gambling coming up!  Record frames on sale at target!

Im in a classic NNF t-Shirt again.  Also sore from work out.

15 – Eliot’s here dressed as Colonel Mustard.  Matt wants to get his lead pipe,  Jimmy says he has a led connector.   Not quite a richard dawson.  Close thogh.  Mustard Valour was mike’s strip club name for a while.

We all got invites to Mayor McCheese’s wedding.  Mike didnt get an invite despite having lunch with the fry guys recently.   “Oh No I have the hamburgler for english.” – Mike Toomey.

Hello Mike Schmidt!!

Jimmy is now opening the floor to questions!

Mike wonders if this is the kid’s table of NNF.  Matt describes it as the inner circle. Continue reading

1403 – Flip-Flopping with John Ross Bowie

John Ross Bowie

John Ross Bowie

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NNF 1403 – John Ross Bowie

@JohnRossBowie
johnrossbowie.tumblr.com

00 – Hello! Indeed! 1403! Jimmy is the pioneer of podcasting west coast style! He likes pioneer rather than the first because he was one of the first. Jimmy says we’re the first to use the number system. Jimmy invented numbers.

Sprettzatura shot like a bullet hundreds of numbers past 1.

Sprettzatura is coming to vinyl soon! This is a fan collectible! EOD does not mean every other day eliot.

End Of Day. Business nomenclature. Donald and Ted Nugent hadn’t gone off the rails jet yet when Apprentice started so Jimmy didn’t hate them yet.

05 – Stop using EOD. Decision made. Jimmy’s congested. Continue using the IUD. Jimmy had a little lock up there but he made it through and found the funny.

Chris Kattan arrested on suspicion of DUI.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-saturday-night-live-chris-kattan-arrested-dui-20140210,0,2264602.story#axzz2sxDZduXg

Jimmy Pardo Pilot March 7! Get tickets by emailing PARDO@CONACOENT.COM Tickets in subject line. 4 max.

10 – Jimmy sings an Eliot has lots of bad ideas song. Eliot had a good idea this morning, tech one not important.

Casey Casem’s show was scripted and he knocked it out in 30 – 35 minutes.

Casey’s 81. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Casem

Doug Benson GPS http://www.mireo.hr/en/navigation-apps/comedian-voices/doug-benson-voice

15 -Woody Allen Jokes – too soonyi? Guy on twitter

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_South_Dakota_Learjet_crash – Payne Stewarts plane.

Break!

We’re back!

Hello Earwolf!

Don’t forget you can join the players club for video, extra episode, t-shirt and membership card! GOing out soon.

Weird shadows at the door here.

Don’t show up to Jimmy’s house early for a party. Continue reading

14B – Shutting Down Rachel Quaintance

Rachel Quaintance - Ready to take the punches

Rachel Quaintance – Ready to take the punches

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NNF 14B – Rachel Quaintance

00 – Welcome to Fantasy Island! 14B of the Players Club! B as in Baxter. Do they use Baxter in bingo? P as in Peter. K as in Klan. Racist Jimmy is here! Matt uses Elephant for E. Apparently Llama is the word people are using a lot for L.

Why is the Red Hot Chili Peppers not playing their guitars a big deal? This has been done for years.

05 – Jimmy’s neck did something weird. He’s gonna be okay.

Our guest, Rachel Quaintance is gonna be 8 minutes late guys!

Players Club is relaxed! We’re all friends here. Jimmy calls season 2 The Schmidt Year(s). Matt is comfortable with both that and with Jimmy texting Rachel back.

Players Club will be the first ones to know when tickets for Jimmy’s Pilot taping will be available. Probably a friday (maybe a thursday) in March at around 430 on the Conan stage!

Eliot doesn’t know Jimmy’s life.

10 – I only liked Captain Phillips. Matt spoofs just a gigalo. Jimmy wants me to reconsider my 7/10 for Captain Phillips.

Steve Vai cowrote yellow rose. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee_Rose_%28song%29

15 – Matt and Jimmy are trying this seven minute workout fad. Apparently, it’s worth an hours workout. blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/09/the-scientific-7-minute-workout/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0

Jimmy’s quads can’t handle the squats. Wall sits are fine though. He sits like a horse. Continue reading

1402 – Obvious Trivia with Adam Scott

Adam Scott, unimpressed by Jimmy Pardo's pre-show psych-out antics

Adam Scott, unimpressed by Jimmy Pardo’s pre-show psych-out antics

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF 1402 – Adam Scott

@MrAdamScott

00 – Hello! Welcome to 1402! 14aught2. Hello earwolf clan and listeners! Check us out at pardcast.com. Tech troubles? PARDCAST@GMAIL.COM! Not on the message board.

You remember Text Expander? Great Animator! – Matt.

Here is the program Jimmy was talking about. http://smilesoftware.com/TextExpander/touch/

Great time in San Fran! Thanks for coming out everyone! People loved Eliot’s intro! Two versions, Day and Night depending on the episode. Players Club episodes get the night version.

05 – Andy Richter was the other guest at that live show which seems to be episode 622!

Adam Scott is here today!

Plane issues with Southwest. Matt is mad a Johnny South, partner of Bill West.

Full circle.

The guys got stuck in the airport for 5 hours waiting to get on a plane to get to SF.

10 – They enjoyed some food. Chili’s Too, some ice cream. Difference between chills and chills too, http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110414142937AAb3UIp Chilis too are generally in shared space places (Mall, Airport) and may have a smaller menu.

Anyone remember Annie Teeks? 591-Rock 591-Roll

15 – I was being attacked by fuzz. Matt gets Jimmy’s question right 3 for 3! Diane Warren, Chicago, Bill Champlain!

Jimmy was asked to be a part of the history of Chicago (the band) documentary, Now More Than Ever.

Three GREAT things have happened to Jimmy in showbiz: First pitch at White Sox game, filling in for Andy Richter/working on Tonight Show, and the email to be in the Chicago Doc.

Gold Trans Am = Ke$has hoo ha apparently.

Is Jimmy the Joe Mantegna of Podcasting?

20 – “SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH!” Chicago/Iron Maiden 1-2 Punch is a very weird combo!

We’ll be back!

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14A – Players Club Premier – Sucking Quietly with Dave Holmes

Dave Holmes - slightly cross but very fit!

Dave Holmes – Players Club Premier Guest

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NNF 14a – Dave Holmes

@DaveHolmes

00 – PLAYERS CLUB BABY!  14a!  Membership cards are coming!  Discounts at Jimmy’s show.  Almost out of NNF Volume 1!   Welcome to the players club.  We’re #1 on the comedy chart on iTunes and #4 on the overall chart for podcasts!  Thanks EVERYONE!

05 – I’m great guys!  No job yet still looking!  Eliot’s in a costume again.  Bow Tie.  Jimmy says he looks like a waiter.  We’re sorry the video was late!  “Your friend Andy Richter” – Oliver won’t even cast his dad.

Here’s your http://dennismillerbot.tumblr.com/

10 –Dave Holmes is here!!  Jimmy’s on Twitter @jimmypardo.

Eliot brought the chair!  It was delivered!!!  He had to clean it up a bit but overall Jimmy loves it!  Jimmy recommends Swiffer.   Swiffer with suction.   Swiffer Vac http://www.swiffer.com/products/swiffer-sweepervac-cordless-vacuum-sweeper

Jimmy might come back around to the Swiffer wet jet.

Quick break!  Continue reading

1401 – Joe Lo Truglio Kicks off Season 14

Jo-Lo!

Jo-Lo!

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NNF 1401 – Joe Lo Truglio

@JoeLoTruglio

00 – Hello!  Welcome!  Brand new era!  Brand new day!  New world!  1401!

Pardcast.com NeverNotFunnyPodcast.com and also now on Earwolf!

Tech issues go to pardcast@gmail.com!

Gmail!  Grammy mail!

Upgrade to the Players Club @ pardcast.com for the video for all the episodes and Eliot’s “award winning” (Jimmy thumbs up) intro!  A Jimmy thumbs up is an award.

Matt and Jimmy agree the intro is fantastic!  Two intros.

The Players Club membership cards look great!

05 – Pick it up on Jimmy’s followers. He’s at 6k now.  Let’s get this going.  Jimmy apologizes for his former Twitter stance.  He is now on board.

“Cat hands!”

NNF start date 4/7/2006!  White guys talking.  Lots of comedian podcasters appeared on this show before they started their own podcast.

10 – Eliot’s in a costume.  Jimmy thinks he looks like a used car salesman.  I said a mob heavy.   Jimmy wants to slam Eliot’s face into the table.  Ultra violently.

Do some research on Blackfish.  Lots going on over there according to Jimmy.

15 – Joe Lo Truglio is joining us today! Jimmy has a Chicago accent so he sometimes pronounces earwolf as Airwolf.  Deal with it!

Who is in the Jack head?!  Jimmy thinks it’s Dave Thomas from Wendy’s.    Jimmy is not advocating keeping whales in bathtubs.  Just suggesting to do some follow up.

Jimmy went whale watching with Oliver.  Saw no whales, but tons of dolphins.

Jimmy wore tank tops nearly every day as a kid.  Rocky, Fonzie, no blank ones though. Continue reading

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nnflogoSeason 14 brings big news to the Never Not Funny Universe! Jimmy Pardo and the gang join Scott Aukerman’s Earwolf podcast network, so they can bring you full episodes every week for free! No more listening to just the first 20 minutes because you are too poor to subscribe. Now you get the whole shebang, the whole kit ‘n’ caboodle, the whole enchilada, for free. Just search and subscribe in your favorite podcast app, or head on over to the Never Not Funny page at Earwolf and stream it from there.

But, wait, you want more? Well, unlike Oliver Twist, you can have some more! If one episode per week isn’t enough for you, and you want to be a member of the cool in-crowd, just head on over to Pardcast.com  and join the Players Club, baby! You’ll get another episode each week, plus video of both weekly episodes, PLUS you’ll get the audio of Never Not Funny’s live shows as they happen throughout the season.

So, enjoy Season 14, and, as always, Never Not Notes will keep you updated with the show notes as usual.

-Darryl

1326 – Closing Out the Season with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes, of the Pete Holmes show, starring Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes, of the Pete Holmes show, starring Pete Holmes

In-Studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF 1326 – Pete Holmes

@peteholmes

@peteholmesshow

00 – Hello!  Welcome to NNF!  Jimmy’s got a Pat Francis sharpie.  San Francisco Feb 1 Matt thinks Pat will have plenty.

End of the season!  End of an era!  1401 starts our Earwolf partnership.  Player’s Club Baby!  Video for both weekly episodes, plus bonus episodes!  We can’t show off the t-shirt for legal reasons.  Kojak Baby!  Parody baby!   Jump on the VIP Player’s Club and get your shirt and membership card.  The card’s gonna be “sockworthy.”  It’ll impress the ladies.   Show it off!  Try to use it at stores.

Contractor watch!  New gutters on Jimmy’s house as his were falling apart.  Guys came today to install them.  Apparently the fascia (sp?) is rotted and all needs to be replaced.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascia_(architecture)

05 – Jimmy thinks the surviving Beatles stabbed George Harrison for “I’ve Got My Mind Set on You.”

Apparently one part of the fascia is in perfect shape.

Toner is still used in copiers and laser printers.

10 – Matt’s got new shoes.  Not satisfied with them.  Jimmy’s got some boots that are made for walking.  Frank Sinatra did not serve in the military.  He was classified as 4-F for a perforated eardrums.

Jimmy saw and enjoyed Saving Mr. Banks which he called Saving Private Poppins.

15 – The actress Jimmy is referring to is Melanie Paxson.  She’s 41.   http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0601609/?ref_=tt_cl_t12

Jimmy did his night half-marathon.  Started off with some steep hills and through the area around Dodger Stadium, the forests, the park and back into the stadium around the warning track.  Then more hills.    Around 11 ½ mile mark he twisted his knee and had to walk nearly the rest of the way. Continue reading

#1325 – Jimmy’s “Partner” Scott Aukerman

Scott Aukerman, incognito

Scott Aukerman, incognito

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NNF 1325 – Scott Aukerman
@scottaukerman
@comedybangbang

00 – Hello indeed! Welcome! Jimmy Pardoooo is here. Happy new year! Starting 2014 as unprofessionally as possible. Shut it down Matt! Daddy’s opening the program.
Jingle bells, baby! – Kojak.
Here buy some Kojak DVDs http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=kojak&sprefix=kojak%2Caps&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Akojak
Here is the Starbeat song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_o6K_OKlW0
Let’s start the new year this way with Jimmy yelling at Eliot.
Jimmy wants to see the plans for the 405 changes. See them here http://www.metro.net/projects/I-405/

05 – Jimmy calls Eliot Johnny Drop a brick. Matt digs the guitar riffs in the Starbeats commercial. Jimmy still can’t get his tea drinking right. He practiced over the near year.
Jimmy had his colonoscopy guys! IV Propfol! Pain don’t hurt – “Swayz”
Road house guys: http://www.amazon.com/Road-House-Blu-ray-Patrick-Swayze/dp/B004GGQMWY/ref=sr_1_1_bnp_1_blu?ie=UTF8&qid=1388780099&sr=8-1&keywords=roadhouse

10 – The pain from the Propofol was excruciating. He was telling them to stop it one moment and was out the next. He felt like he slept for hours when it was only 22 minutes. He gets why Michael was addicted to it. Tweet Tweet baby he’s a doc in a cage! (re: Dr. Conrad Murray.) Use your penis when checking Jimmy’s penis. Jimmy had a clean bill of health! No diverticulitis (if he ever had it!). Doc thinks he has a tear in the abdominal muscle. Jimmy recommends going to the doctor if you don’t feel good.

15 – Jimmy and Matt took the kids mini-golfing on New Years Day. Matt did not want Jimmy to see how dirty his car was so he didn’t park near them. Jimmy said he doesn’t care, live your life.
Scott’s our guest! He’s running a tad late.
BIG NEWS guys!
Here is the NNF Wikipedia page btw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Not_Funny
Starting with 1401 NNF is going free. We’re partnering up with Earwolf. Full episodes will be free via Earwolf. Continue reading