In-Studio notes by Garon Cockrell
NNF 1406 – Rich Sommer
00 – Welcome to the Never Not Funny! Jimmy’s voice is back. He had Pharyngitis and had to go see “the great dr. joe sugarman.” He got a medicine and steroid shot in his left buttock and a megadose of antibiotic in his right. Pharyngitis, or sore throat, is discomfort, pain, or scratchiness in the throat. It often makes it painful to swallow.
Matt doesn’t recall ever getting a butt shot.
His doctor calls his dick the syringe and its always in the butt.
Jimmy tells Eliot to put his malcolm x bow tie away after blaming him for his throat issues. (He meant Farrakhan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Farrakhan).
Jimmy feels horrible he had to cancel Cedar Rapids. Jimmy has never canceled last minute before. He was in bed for 3 days.
05 – Jimmy’s pilot went great. We hope it gets picked up! Lots of NNF fans in the audience! The set was gorgeous.
We’re back now! In the swing! We’re we belong! (Jimmy also belongs on TV) Entertainment Weekly put NNF on the Must List and called Jimmy Pardo the “funniest host in podcasting!” The folks at EW are sharp!
Show your friends! or ram it up their asses for good measure.
Jimmy goes off on guys who think gay marriage leads to beastiality.
10 – Join the Players Club!! The cards are awesome!! They expire in a year. They’re gorgeous. Jimmy’s #1 in our hearts AND our scorecard.
The shirt and card are NOT available for long. End of April is the cut off.
Oscar Pool! 22/24 answers correct. Only one person got it. Matt. Belknap.
Jimmy hits a HIGH note on Iron Maiden’s 22 Acacia Avenue.
15 – Jimmy comments on Eliot’s pose at the WB lot. He looks like he is being held hostage. Jimmy saw Non-Stop and confirms he will like anything set on a submarine or a plane, any cylindrical tubes. He and Danielle both enjoyed the movie but both hated one specific point of the movie.
He also saw Mr. Peadbody and Sherman with Oliver. The voice acting is great. He thought it was a little dry. Coulda been funnier. Jimmy did a set at the improv. First stand up in a couple months. The audience didn’t resound to his first line so he went nuts on them. After that it opened up and went great.
20 – The guys don’t understand why a private rich school needs to raise more money on top of the high tuitions. Jimmy hated that audience. He mangles a great joke by the lady that went up before him. Lisa Trembley.
25 – Pardomizer time! Winner gets a bump to the next level or if VIP you get $50! 1 – 9 chance! Jimmy loves the name Alex Poison. He hopes he wins. He doesn’t.
Luke Balaguer wins! Congrats!!
We’ll be back! Continue reading