Intro: According to Matt, 718 is the area code for BROOOOKLYYYYYN!!!!!!!!!!!!! which pisses Jimmy off right away
1:20 Matt is not Eliot or Dan, and should know better, but he did it for Biggie
1:40 After some pronunciation gymnastics by Jimmy, they decide that Biggie Smalls hunted Moby Dick
2:00 Thanks to Kevin Pollak for a bunch of new listeners
2:20 Pollak is the first person to acknowledge that Jimmy opened the door for comedy podcasts. Well, after Gervais.
3:00 “Someone in 1974 was running from Eliot and a boring story.”
3:20 Some other shows may have messed up the equipment when they used it
3:34 Jackie is warned to keep it shut until introduced
4:00 Dan is wearing a Palmercash shirt
4:30 Despite not being introduced, Jackie tells us her favorite beverage
5:00 9/11 was last weekend, and we didn’t forget
5:20 Brooklyn’s Finest, not a bad show
5:45 Oliver and Danielle took off to Tulsa; Oliver may be headlining
6:20 “Dad, are we going to Target? Good joke huh Dad?”
6:45 “Humoring” vs. “encouraging”
7:00 Listeners get upset about the mundane on the show, but no one seems to care that they mock 9/11
8:00 Rickrolled (sort of) by Jackie Kashian!
8:10 What’s playing on KJIM?
8:30 Note: Jimmy did NOT coin the phrase “Never Forget”
9:00 ON 9/11/2001, Jackie performed because the scheduled performer didn’t show
10:00 Comedy was dead on 9/12
10:10 The Onion’s headline about the death of irony
10:30 Matt thinks Jackie meant Vanity Fair
11:00 Ramping up Jackie Kashian
12:00 Jackie is obviously not a listener
12:30 Jackie is right on top of current events and the Dr. Laura controversy
13:15 Jimmy is a fan of Jackie and her “circus people” joke
13:45 Jackie looks like Jodie Foster or Dennis Franz
14:20 It’s a shame that Jackie is not gay
14:40 Jackie’s type-casting: airport cop
15:00 Don Rickles was on an episode of Murphy Brown as a secretary
15:30 All about Murphy Brown
16:00 Jimmy’s Monday night TV viewing
16:45 Two and Half Men: give it a few episodes and you’ll be in. If you can make it through that much.
17:20 Jimmy has the best stage presence of anyone in comedy
18:00 Tom Arnold vs. Jim Belushi
18:15 Memphis Beat’s big headed actor
19:00 You can’t lie about your age these days
20:10 Jackie reveals her Kirstie Alley obsession
20:45 Didn’t Snoop Dogg used to be a woman-beating pimp?
21:30 Google has taken the place of parental knowledge
22:15 Jackie called her dad about the levels of horse lameness
22:45 Jackie’s dad busts her for her dumb question
23:00 Jackie’s brother wants to know what actors do for money once they’ve given up: dog walkers, personal assistants, yoga instructors, life coaches
25:45 Jackie’s animated joke on JackieKashian.com, by the same guy who did Kyle Kinane’s animated joke
28:00 Jimmy’s Off-Nights comedy club idea
28:15 Jackie’s restaurant idea, inspired by the Piece of Chicken restaurant
29:30 Matt wants to spitball restaurant ideas with Jackie
30:30 Matt can’t remember the paleos
31:30 Cajun Jimmy loves the Swamp People TV show
32:00 The best cajun-based films: Southern Comfort or The Big Easy
32:30 Dan still hasn’t found the Onion article (linked above)
32:45 Dan knows more without the computer than with
33:15 Dan found two Onion articles, neither of them the correct one (linked above)
34:30 Jackie’s “guy” and Fargo impressions
35:00 Jimmy thought an iron range was golf-related
35:20 Jackie’s performing at the Funny Farm in Georgia
36:00 Jackie likes to keep her fanbase small
37:00 There are a couple guests in the studio, and we must see their Clay Aiken shirts
38:00 Tee shirt feeling time
38:45 Threadless, Woot, and other tee-shirt websites
39:30 Jackie’s coffee shop: Thirsty Beaucoup
40:30 Don’t drink coffee in the desert
40:45 Studio guests Shane and Lucas are named after movies
41:30 Looking forward to Kerry Green’s new show
41:30 The new Hawaii 5-0
42:20 Jimmy impersonates a guy on his airplane yesterday, whom he loves and hates
43:25 “A little banged up, friend. Sorry for the lounging, my spine can’t support my problems today.”
45:40 The Asian lady on Matt’s plane talked long time
47:00 Can’t we go without being connected for a little while?
47:45 Jackie’s driving multitasking
48:00 Jackie’s worst cell phone game: Diner Dash
49:00 Turning off electronic devices on the plane
50:30 Jimmy’s experience with a gaseous military seatmate
52:20 Matt’s “big time” celebrity siting, which Jimmy already saw on Matt’s Facebook
53:20 Oliver loves fountains, and has a fountain collection
54:45 “There’s nothing better than a child’s laugh!”
55:00 Matt did the Great Facebook Purge
55:20 Matt wants to use Facebook the way it was intended by deleting 800 people
56:15 Don’t take offense if you were cut! Join the fan pages.
56:30 Jimmy’s Great Facebook Purge is coming!
57:00 Jackie wants to play reverse celebrity sighting with Morgan Fairchild
57:20 Morgan Fairchild played herself in a Pee-Wee Herman movie
57:25 “Ohhh shit!”
58:00 BREAK TIME
59:00 Jackie is the host of Dork Forest
59:20 Joe Wilson and AST Radio
59:40 Tourette’s-like outbursts from Eliot
1:00:00 Vampire Mob web series
1:00:50 What does Dan do?
1:01:15 Matt remembers Peter Gabriel’s song Big Log
1:01:50 Jimmy hates Peter Gabriel’s videos
1:02:15 Travel Tips from Jimmy: stick with one airline
1:03:10 Jackie’s flight to Kuwait gave her 18,000 frequent flier miles
1:03:45 Jackie’s father’s military experience
1:04:40 Jackie just did a bit, that wasn’t really a bit
1:05:20 Jackie’s Iraq experience
1:06:30 Jackie was at Jimmy’s wedding
1:06:45 How does Jackie’s act play to the troops?
1:08:30 Dealing with a heckler at an Indian casino in Michigan
1:12:30 Back to Matt’s celebrity sighting
1:15:00 Jackie breaks out some French
1:15;40 Ways to get Dan and Eliot to shut up
1:16:00 More details about Matt’s celebrity sighting
1:17:45 OMG!!!! It was JOHNNY HALLYDAY!!!!!!!
1:18:50 We’re all famous among our friends!
1:19:20 Reality stars are not real stars
1:20:00 “I saw James Cromwell eatin’ a salad. How ’bout that!”
1:20:15 People were bringing their own food into Hugo’s in Hollywood for them to cook
1:22:30 Here begins the Jimmy Echoes Matt routine
1:24:20 Listen and repeat. In French.
1:24:50 The pretentiousness of Asia
1:25:00 “Every man’s got a horn, man.”
1:26:00 Dan may need to take a Googling class
1:26:30 Matt may want to look into the tax and legality issues surrounding what gets paid for out of the show budget
1:27:30 There is a winner in the TV Hat contest: Congrats Rob Tafoya (who was the only entry)
1:29:30 Jimmy is angry over an email about his CD (which is $5 at Amazon)
1:30:15 Jimmy does not need suggestions for guests
1:31:30 Jackie’s latest CD: It’s Never Going to be Bread
1:32:00 Redd Foxx – why was he famous?
1:32:45 Jackie is working with Shelly Berman soon
1:33:15 Jackie’s VampireMob shout-out loses her on plug in the break
Ooonnnnn the podcast!
AK-47 gone, not forgotten