5 – When he was a teenager, guest Todd Glass opened for Patti LaBelle.
10 – Jimmy and Todd trade stories about accidentally getting overpaid doing comedy gigs.
Todd hogs the mic, gets called on it, and does a spit-take.
15 – Matt tells Jimmy about an iphone app that blows his fucking mind.
Jimmy does a plug for Purity Organic juice.
20 – Jimmy gives Eliot and Dan a belated ramp-up.
25 – The guys think Regis should be replaced with an unknown (like a Todd Glass or a Jimmy Pardo).
Todd has trouble with words.
30 – The guys talk gym pranks.
There’s a lady at the gym with a prison body who freaks Jimmy out. The guys hate on jock straps.
35 – The guys hate on people talking on their phones at the gym.
40 – This bleeds into general bad cell phone etiquette.
45 – Todd talks about a car accident that was his fault because he was texting.
Todd might buy a PA system for his car and yell at drivers to get off their cell phones.
50 – The guys play the car-naming game.
55 – Jimmy once tried to put a PA system on his car to impersonate a cop to scare a girl he had a crush on who was making out with another guy.
1:00 – Todd talks about his ride-along experiences. He got to enjoy a high speed chase one time.
1:05 – Jimmy and Todd could never be cops.
1:10 – Don’t read the hate mail.
1:15 – Todd discovers a noise he can make.
1:20 – Jimmy and Pat lied their way into a hotel when they were young.
1:25 – The guys talk tipping etiquette.
AK-47 gone, not forgotten