909 – Ken Marino
Intro: Jimmy misses the “indeed” which has happened since episode 4 or 5, according to Never Not Notes
2:00 Matt insists “indeed” started on episode 2, because he was just listening to it (but he is wrong, it’s episode 5)
2:20 Jimmy is sick of his Dice-wife voice
3:00 Hey! Idiots! There’s always a line at certain places, so deal with it, without talking to Mr. Pardo.
4:00 Jimmy’s weather and traffic report
5:30 Killer Jimmy’s nicknames
6:45 Eliot from INDHD.com: always tardy
7:20 Jimmy recommends some sleep medication
7:50 Dan’s Podkatz gets traction from Never Not Funny plugs
8:30 JImmy’s take on USO shows
9:30 Fallujah ball joke
10:20 A letter from Petty Officer Griffin Glass
11:50 Ken was in one of the best comedy comedy show in the last 5 years: Party Down
14:00 Jimmy loved Ken in Diggers (2006)
15:45 Confusion turns to hostility when trying to figure out how step-parents work
16:45 Jimmy and Ken fight over guessing game rules
17:45 Ken compliments Jimmy
18:45 Jimmy’s Piranha 3D prediction failed
19:00 iPad on plane is no place to watch Piranha
20:10 Herbert Lom
21:30 Jimmy’s opinion of The State, based solely on maybe not ever seeing it
22:00 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY
23:00 Jimmy’s relationship history
24:20 The State alumni are highly successful
25:50 More c-word talk
27:05 Let’s talk about muffins as an allegory to podcasting
28:15 Jimmy’s hatred of scatalogical references
30:00 The movies of Neil Simon
31:00 Jimmy saw Kristen Bell in a play just before she became big
33:00 Islip, you slip, we all slip and the color of Dan’s shorts
37:00 Ken is clearly not listening to Jimmy during this interview
37:30 Jimmy is the king of comedy, like, all over the world. Except New York.
38:00 Jimmy is trying to give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now.
40:30 Is Jimmy’s Nanny OK?
42:00 Everyone has an opinion about what Jimmy should do with his TV
46:00 Ken is shooting Wanderlust
47:00 Jimmy has turned down several roles on Children’s Hospital, something he should have never brought up
49:00 Matt has been to Comicon because Elise works on Futurama. And he’s a nerd.
52:00 Ken needs to fix Eliot’s Party Down Netflix issue
53:30 How much of Party Down is improv?
55:00 Family and living talk
56:00 Jimmy and Ken angrily enjoy one another’s company
56:30 Ken’s amazing chest is the early warning signal for too much heat
57:15 Wrestling with Riley, Ken’s son
58:00 Children’s party claustrophobia
58:45 For kids, it’s a dangerous world out there. Especially at an adult’s gym!
59:30 Monkey bars. Monkey bars!!!!!!!!!! MONKEY BARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we please properly define MONKEY BARS???????
61:00 Matt apparently gets a product placement kickback from the Geodesic Dome Society of America
64:00 Ken’s workout regimen (bonus: vomiting)
65:00 Jimmy’s condition and body fat measurements
67:00 BREAK TIME
67:45 Ken’s bathroom break experience
69:00 Washing your face in a public bathroom
70:00 Ken’s beauty tips
72:00 The glories of night time showering
74:00 What does Jimmy do until midnight every night?
75:00 White noise machine options
76:30 Revisiting the racist expression about shoes, female anatomy, and bathrooms
78:00 Defining Jimmy’s gentlemanliness
79:30 Jimmy’s first standup joke (it involves looking for toilet paper)
80:15 Ken is all up inside his own head
81:00 How Ken started showering at night, because of Japan
83:00 Jimmy’s international performing experience
84:15 Who sang Big in Japan?
85:30 Jimmy the multi-tasker
86:00 Honeymooning with Jimmy and Ken
88:00 Jimmy doesn’t know how to relax
88:30 “Does anybody a-mind if I a-double down?”
90:00 Ken’s kids, and the raising and putting-to-sleep thereof
94:00 How’s it gonna work/ TEEEAMMMMM WORK!!!!!
96:15 In an attempt to lose all listeners and viewers, three men with young children discuss the TV shows their kids watch
99:15 Ken was thrilled to be here. Go see Wanderlust in January of 2012
99:45 More Ken-related plugs
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
————– IN-STUDIO NOTES BY DAN KATZ——————
0 – Jimmy sort of fucks up the intro he’s been doing since episode 102. Jimmy really wants to stop doing Dice’s lady. Pardo was angry at the valley yesterday for being really hot.
5 – Jimmy gives a shout-out to a listener overseas.
10 – This episode’s guest, Ken Marino, was on Jimmy’s favorite comedy show in the last 5 years: Party Down. Ken was also in a movie called Diggers that Jimmy loved and no one else saw.
15 – Jimmy and Ken talk a little bit about how they met.
20 – The guys talk a lot about The State.
25 – Ken is afraid of podcasts. Jimmy saw a poop scene in a movie that should’ve bugged him, but he wound up laughing.
30 – The guys talk about Islip, Long Island.
35 – 40: Jimmy can’t get rid of his TV on craigslist.
45 – Ken blew out his voice at comic con. The guys talk comic con.
50 – Ken wonders why him and Jimmy don’t hang out more.
55 – controversy of what monkey bars are.
60 – Ken looks great. He’s been using a personal trainer.
0 – Ken talks about pet peeves with public bathrooms.
5 – Ken loves a shower before bed.
10 – Ken wants to know how Jimmy became a “gentleman” comedian. Ken talks about going to Japan and learning about showering before bed.
15 – Jimmy sings along briefly to Alphaville’s “Big in Japan.”
20 – The guys talk about marriage, travel, and their children.
25 – The guys talk about the shows their kids watch.
30 – The guys talk about the really bad shows their kids watch.